Swag anyone?

The Perfect Gift for Conscious People

Do you know that I have a weird obsession with T-shirts?

I’m making them all the time in my head, though I don’t usually bother to figure out the design and find the right font to actually turn them into 100% cotton swag.

I did once, though. During the pandemic I tried to emblazon Magritte’s famous painting across my breasts to make a point about falsity in reference to the shots. It didn’t go over for most people, not least because a needle doesn’t look that much like a pipe, and I didn’t quite get the French right. So much for my Vassar edgukation. Also, I was mostly too chicken to wear the thing (still am), even now that it’s clear (even to Matt Taibbi) that the surrealist-in-charge at NIAID was obviously smoking something.

Would Fauci admit this is not a vaccine? Probably not.

So my lame first attempt at contributing to the planetary glut of tee-shirts lives on now only in my “farm clothes” drawer.

But never fear! Turns out that my T-shirt fandom only needed my wonderful kid to go off to camp for it to re-emerge. I guess I cede the crown of creativity when he’s around, which is less of a mom thing and more like a dude-can-throw-down thing. Though you will not likely get to see much of his ridiculous talent going forward since I’ve recently been obligated to shut up about it by the now-teenager in question. (The more I talk, the more I see his point.)

Anyhoo… I went and did the thing again… I MADE RESONANT ATTENTION T-SHIRTS! Woot! Just what you always wanted! Here’s the silly link.

In deference to said planet, I tried to make them not so brand specific. I’m picturing you all wearing them and having really cute men and women complimenting you on the love pouring out of your garment, not to mention your beating heart beneath, and it leading to conversations about your favorite healthy pastime.

Love you all!

Stella

PS - Our last group healing session was epic. And we decided to move it to Saturdays and change the name to ‘Process Parties.’ The next one will be on September 5th at 11am eastern. Don’t miss it!